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Don Wannabe is Don "Big Jim" Ravioli's Chief Lieutenant. When he met his wife, Madam MeMe, it was love at first sight. MeMe is known to be a very successful matchmaker Pete Schoepp
MeMe Wannabe is very successful matchmaker who has been married to Don Wannabe for fifteen years. With their combined head for business, they have amassed a fortune. Tonight, they open their newest venture, The Four Deuces. Michele Schoepp
Capo "Toto" Tequila is the self-proclaimed Boss of Bosses. He will be visiting us from New York. Speculation is running rampant on why he is coming here tonight. When it involves the Capo, it just has to be something big. Barry Marton
Don "Big Jim" Ravioli is the well-known father of the Chicago mob or "The Family". The Don just recently divorced Vicky, his wife of twenty years, to marry the much younger Carrie Crooner. They have only been married for a week. Derik Konz
Carrie Crooner-Ravioli was a jazz singer in one of Big Jim's clubs when he fell in love with her. He divorced his wife Vickie to marry her. She is attending tonight to do a special performance. People speculate that she only married Big Jim so that she could use his connections to be discovered as the star she is. Lisa Konz
Vicky Ravioli is the ex-wife of Don "Big Jim" Ravioli. While she is older than he is, she was still surprised when he demanded a divorce to marry that tart, Carrie Crooner. When the divorce came through on March 20th, Vicky was overheard saying, "I raised my husband from a boy to a man for another woman". She received a $50,000 settlement from the divorce. Marina Kornely
Rebecca Ravioli is the daughter of Big Jim and Vicky Ravioli. Rebecca has been telling everyone that she is engaged to marry Rhett Bumbler. Her father refuses to allow the marriage. Rachel Thuermer
Rhett Bumbler is a gambler who blew into town six months ago. No one knows much about him, except that he is not very good at cards or dice. His attempts to cheat are so laughable that most people tend to overlook it. What could Rebecca see in him? Big Jim would never tolerate this buffoon as a son-in-law. Tom Wheeler
Baroness Ravioli is the mother of Don "Big Jim" Ravioli. Of course, she is not a real Baroness, but being the Don's mother does tend to keep people from saying any different. The Baroness loves to wear tiaras and lord it over anyone she considers 'beneath' her, which happens to be most people. S Palmer
Inspector Neville "The Nose" Nutella will be attending the function to investigate the murder of the Black Hand Gang two nights ago. Bill Fricke
Donna Wannabe is Don Wannabe's little sister. Donna has become quite popular with the movie picture actors. She say she was secretly seeing Big Jim on and off for the last few years. Lately, she has been seen making a play for Rhett Bumbler's attention. Some speculate that she has always been jealous of the attention Big Jim lathered on his daughter, and this is her way of getting back at her. Jan Staudinger
Al Capone was brought from New York by Don Wannabe to work in his club. While his job title is bouncer, everyone knows that he is really just a hit man for the Family. Robert Irion Jr.
U.S. Congressman Darrin Toosteal Some say Darrin's rise to fame was a result of his close friendship with Don "Big Jim" Ravioli. He could very possibly become the next President of the United States. You have to wonder how he could hope to become the next president, when it is well known that he has such a close affiliation with a man of Big Jim's reputation. Mayor Justin Nikels
Vanessa Crooner is the mother of Carrie, Don "Big Jim" Ravioli's new wife. She chaperoned Carrie and Big Jim everywhere they went before the marriage. She does not approve of Big Jim. After they were married, she moved into the new house with them just to make sure that Big Jim treats her baby right. Peggy Fricke
Mary Toosteal is the wife of U.S. Congressman Darrin Toosteal. Mary is the perfect political wife. Elegant, dignified, and she turns a blind eye to her husband's escapades. She comes from old money and powerful connections.
Mayor "Big Bill" Bumpkin is the Mayor of Chicago. He is friendly and honest, which is why people do not believe the rumor that city funds have been vanishing. He and Don "Big Jim" Ravioli have been good friends for many years. Dave Palmer
Sly Sleaze runs the horse race ring for Don “Big Jim” Ravioli. He has an agreement with the new Telegraph Company to be the only person to receive the live horse race results immediately in the Chicago area. He then sells these results to local bookies for half of their take. In exchange for all his work, the Don gives him 5% of the earnings. Some say he is not happy with this percentage and feels that he deserves a full partnership in the venture. He and Rebecca Ravioli have been good friends for years. Joe Thuermer
Cash Steal No one knows anything about this man. Not why he is here or where he comes from. Bob Irion
Cassandra Steal is the wife of Cash Steal. Michele Irion
Jack "Greasy Thumbs" Guiseppi is Don "Big Jim" Ravioli's accountant. Ray Barancykz
Guilda Guiseppi is the wife of Jack Guiseppi. Laurie Barancykz
Penny Cheatum is a high profile attorney who specializes in “Family” Law.  
Mr. Smith claims to be in town on business, but no one seems to know him or agree on his business. Mark Rohrer
Serina Siren and her brother come from Italy. Her father, Guido, disappeared after rumors that he was plotting his boss’s demise. The Sicily Family thought it would be best for the Siren children to see America. Serina is known to be a very modern woman who has the brains and looks to get what she wants. Alica Sundberg
Lester Jester is a practical joker. Watch your back with this one around you!  
Glenna Glib was voted “Most Talkative Person” every year in college. I don’t’ think any more than that needs to be said. If you have further questions, Glenna will be happy to regale you for hours with the answers. Glenna is the new cocktail waitress at The Four Deuces.  
Tom Hops is the suave, talented and friendly Four Deuces bartender.
 Adam Myers
Sam Siren is the brother of Serina, and son of the deceased Guido Siren. Sam is looking to join a new family. They say he is very talented, but can he be trusted? Kieth Kornely
Color Pencille is an up and coming artist. She comes from a creative family who were scandalized when her mother chose to marry a lawyer! It was simply shocking… a lawyer with no artistic interest whatsoever! (Will need to be able to draw) Jessica Jurgens
R. K. Oswald is the owner of W4DR Radio Station. His station is one of the most listened to in Chicago. He also hosts a talk show.  
Scoop Jennings is a little known reporter who is beginning to out scoop the big boys. (female) Tricia Marton
Harry Hyde is a little paranoid. Okay, so maybe he’s a lot paranoid. His theories are interesting, to say the least.  
Betty Kant claims to be a forensic entomologist who prefers to be called a maggotologist. Her knowledge of bugs can reveal when, where, and sometimes how, a victim died. At least, these are the claims she makes. Sounds like voodoo science to us. Kim Irion
Stan Dingproud is an absent-minded English Professor. He is very intelligent, but has a habit of walking off in the middle of a conversation.  
Vera Leigh is a celebrated artist. In fact, she is almost famous. They say she produced some of the best forgeries of famous works seen in recent years. (Will need to be able to draw) Peggy Fricke
Hobart T. King made the disaster film “On the Wagon”. It was supposed to be a western, but the few that saw it, said it was a disaster. We have heard that he is here scouting for talent and investors for this new romantic film.  
Jimmy Skimmy is an extremely successful accountant. Some wonder just how he came by all of his expensive little toys. Many seem to be outside the reach of even the best accountant’s income. Michael Silla
Kikki Kickit is a for hire bodyguard. While many find the occupation unusual, or even scandalous, they would not dare say anything about it. She was trained in the Far East and it is said that she can kill a man with one strike. Libby Shavlik
Robin Banks is called the gentleman thief. Ladies practically swoon at the thought of being robbed by him. Scott Wrensch
May Flowers is a quirky psychologist, whose favorite pastime is analyzing everyone she meets. Cynthia Masterson
Jenna Feline is a very eccentric heiress. She has oodles of cats and dresses quite strangely. Diane Silla